this is not a title i repeat this is not a title so don read me u still continue reading less breath huh ok i give up this is a title actually

So you manage to read the whole ridiculous long marathon title? Congratulation but I got no gift here, just a minor entertainment I provide here.


Recently I'm just over my killing peak audit period, if you're going to ask me how it actually feels like, try to read the title again for 10 times without taking a breath. :>


And because of this situation, I've been forced to give up time for certain entertainment, so I wouldn't be beaten up easily by this heavy workload.


It's weird, for no reason my blog paragraph is getting shorter, and shorter.


I feel like want to post some pics, but to tell the truth, I didn't take any interesting pics recently. To tell MORE truth, I was stuck in the square dimension, which we so call "office", which which only contain countable-but-you-wouldn't-try-to-count de papers, which which which you all most probably wouldn't interested in.


Some ask me, what is the word "audit" actually for? Isn't it same with "account"?


No it's not same la, I'll show you how different they are.

"A-U-D-I-T"
"A-C-C-O-U-N-T"

Can't you tell the difference? audit only got 5 alphabet, however account got 7.

Answer is clear, it's a cold and lame joke I'm trying to tell here.

haha.

Ok funny.

They're actually the same stuff, with same requirement, which is a pair of hands, eyes, brain and the most essential is...a calculator.

Definition for accounting is, you make up the accounts, whether they are true or in the other way round, a fake 1.

For auditing, you're wasting time when you're checking a true account, and you can do anything you like to those who make fake accounts, cause you're stepping on their hidden tails or legs, or whatever that thing you're stepping on...

Catch the ball now?

No?

Goal!!!

...cold...


So what else you want to know? I got my very own dictionary and own definition, please don't expect it's correct, though it sounds a bit logical, a bit.

Resurrection!!!

Guess it’s been a long time away from blogging again, I’m not going to say this is totally because of my laziness or bla bla bla, the truth is, after back from a busy day of working, or more precisely doing nothing in the office, I can hardly move my fingers or having any brainstorming activities, cause I’m… hmm… a bit tired and …*cough*lazy*cough cough*…

Do not point the finger at me, if you really want to know any funny things happen in my working life, I can tell you it’s a lot, but what stuck inside my brain were totally numbering, debit credit or company names.

So what you expect me to blog about in this entry? Better if I just attach some pictures instead of plain black and white content.

WORKING LIFE

What pictures in your mind when the word “office life” comes to you??

Mr. NTH's seat

GENERALLY, office life is :

>bored, DAMN BORED

>>a lot of stupid workload, a never ending circle of work

Little mountain

>>>must be many “old” seniors, age like auntie uncle, and of course a very very ma-huan manager

>>>>no mp3 no fun no chit – chat no time to relax no whatever that is non – related to office

My current office is quite…reversal from everything mentioned above…

Yup, I’m telling you that things above are not prohibited in my office, when you stepped in the office, maybe the pc is playing some mp3, and the colleague are chatting WHILE working, the manager smile and greet you, great right?

a fairwell party at...karaoke center??

hmm...

But some of them are leaving us so soon!! I baru step in the office nia two seniors left already.

these 2 throw resign letters so damn fast la!!

TJ (left) and David(right)

Our manager, Mr. Tiong, a.k.a T.J, and I getting used to call him DJ in less than a week time, felt like a mouse climb onto the head of cat, that’s fun. He looks younger than his real age, and his hand writing… 1 word, headache.

Chai Hua(left), Xiang Sui(middle) and David(right)

And these are the 3 SENIORS left us so soon, Chai Hua, David and Xiang Sui ( Perhaps wrong spelling, don’t blame me)

see how relaxed he was

Started from the guy who left us in earliest time, Xiang Sui. Though sometimes he has a serious look on his face, but he really know a lot, on how to tease or make fun of others. I’ve been tricked few times by him, however it’s totally harmless and damn funny, just keep distracting me from working. =.= I just wonder when he’s going to deliver us some red bomb??

David very David lor

The second who throw the resign letter, David, a.k.a Da Ge ( big brother). I knew I’ve done quite a lot of mistakes but it’s weird, I mean REALLY VERY THE WEIRD, he wouldn’t be angry with me no matter how serious the mistakes are, his smiley face are 24 hours on I guess. Of course, he can make fun of others perfectly as well, but always kena bomb back. Oh ya, he got a cute daughter as well. Okay guys, don’t turn your brain upside down when I mentioned about his cute daughter, she’s only 7 or 9 months old.

not sure what's Chai Hua staring at during that moment...

Third senior, Chai Hua a.k.a the whatever Japanese lucky cat. She’s still stay inside office though she can actually rest at home and waiting for another new job begin, I believes that she’s helping us to reduce some heavy work load. She loves to speak with some other girls in a very low voice sometimes, but loudly to me most of the times, I wonder why…

been invited by LSS to...err this is Hilton or what already ah?

wonder the cakes taste good or not..

LSS staff, high class o this place, even if I sell myself also can't get in here I think...

don't dare to take a lot, I will feel paiseh 1...

not my birthday okay?

They really taught me a lot, but I can’t remember that much, but still appreciate their hardwork, thanks a lot!! And oh, they are anime lovers as well, I can hardly imagine that in a real working life, a senior will intro me an online game, or discuss with me bout the anime, or borrow me pc games!! Wish them good luck no matter where they are, and keep in touch with us most of the times.

Left top: nth(me), david, ah lik, yuu hui, mei san, annie and xiao yi

Left down:ellen, weena, chai hua, err..xiang sui's gf, xiang sui,angeline, hui ping

selling sifu, contact me for price negotiation, better got 4c

If you watch the old fighting movie or TV drama, then you should have some idea bout the word “sifu”, I just got one for myself. Whenever I can’t think of what to do about my work, I will just bother her until she cannot tahan and teach me. I’m not sure whether it’s good for me to say this or not, but she’s so…M-x-x, okay I shut my mouth up, it’s certainly not rude word but I might get beaten up once I tell.

Annie, the senior that been entitled with a name of “Queen of gambling”, guess I better not to mess with her, either mahjong or cards game. Maybe I’ll be so broke after a few round of games with her, perhaps naked without any clothes, but only a box to cover myself?

Ellen, heard she’s very good in drinking, if you drink with her perhaps you’re the one who got drunk before she did. No kidding, she seriously looks like “very can drink 1” to me.

Mei San, some tell me she has the voice of sun yan zhi, and I did experience her sound once in karaoke, it’s quite similar lor. I just wonder why her head belok to one side most of the time??

Ah Lik( accidentally forgot how to spell his name) and Angeline, both of them are quiet in the office, I can’t hear their voice most of the time, and sometimes I thought they were not in office…

Yuu Hui, I heard her voice most of the times, whenever the chat begin she will mostly join. Really cannot tahan with what she said sometimes, so I can’t stop myself from arguing with her.

Oh btw, free commercial here, some of my seniors are still AVAILABLE, I wouldn’t charge any fee if you wanna ask me about them, a drink will do.

TEMPLE’S ACTIVITIES

I’m not sure whether that should I post the picture, or not, cause it’s kind of hilarious, but the problem is, I can’t really accept this kind of hilarious, it’s more likely a nightmare. Guess I will display that pic at the very end of this entry, whoever can’t accept it please DO NOT SCROLL DOWN, or else bear the consequences yourself.

If you’ve been to San Sheng temple during the Wesak day, then you will surely see a weirdo who wear a cap and a donation sticker on his face, while controlling the traffic and hiding away from sunshine.

want a piece of me? toilet la...

To little kid that stare at me, I know it’s funny but you don’t have to keep looking at my face right, kid? You hear what koko telling you or not? Stop staring ler, koko very the paiseh already, cause koko want to hide from those donation la.

who want this car?

During Wesak night, I’ve joined temple for a walk, a long walk. I don’t feel tired at all but funny lor, those people look at me like looking at the animals in zoo. Kanasai, my candle keep on being blow off and burn faster than others, they used only two candles but I used up to four.

kanasai, last candle already...

Guess you really want to know what the last picture is, actually it’s about the performance before Wesak day, which occurred on 17^th of May. I’ve joined as kelefei actor for 2 short dramas, and don’t know why I’m the only one who get ang pao (red packet) from them, just because I’ve been cover up with a white cloth and sleep at there, do nothing until the end of drama?

Please, do not scroll down further more if you’re the kind that not dare to watch ghost movie like me, or you might got heart attack from this kind of scary pic.

VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK

....(crying at corner)

KANASAI AHHHH, WHY I'VE BEEN SOLEK BY AUNTIE INTO SUCH A GIRLY LOOK??? I'M NOT BB DOLL LERRR~~~

tag + blood type comic

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.


NTH NOTE : instead of 8 people, i'll make it only 3


1. At what age do you wish to marry?
-->hmm...serious question, after getting a house, a car, and an adorable + lovely girl that love me so much perhaps??

2.If you can turn into anything, what do you wish you can turn into?
-->god?

3.If you were stranded on an desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?
-->a)edwin - cause he can sense the food easily I guess...
-->b)aboy adee - since "kit" can have 2 buddies as 1, why can't I?
-->c)carol - o well, I think she will bring a handphone along right

4.Where is the place that you want to go most?
-->Japan. the only place where I can see sakura

5.If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
-->wet 1
jk, i said jk

6.DO you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
-->you too bored is it? asked me this kind of question??

7.what are you afraid to lose the most right now?
-->electricity, if run out suddenly then I have to retype this tag

8. What cheers you up for the rest of the day?
-->no one will loso when I'm doing something

9.If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
-->maybe but not so soon

10.List out three good things of the person who tagged you.
-->Kit
a)brave, dare to tag lim peh
b)funny, if you wanna know how funny she is, visit her blog, esp the chinese new year entry
c)active, always find lim peh chat

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
-->talk to me personally if you really wish to know the requirement(s)

12.What type of person do you hate the most?
-->inconsiderable jerk

13.What would you do if you won a million dollars?
-->pinch some people face to make sure it's real

14.What is your ambition?
-->billionaire

15.What would you wanna be after you're dead?
-->president, is it possible?

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
-->i don't want to change any, " i am who i am"

17. what is your favourite color?
-->white, no reason

18.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
-->myself

19. If there’s one thing in your life you want to do but yet unable to, what would it be?
-->become president of presidents

20. What happens when I tag more than eight people?
-->who knows what will happen, maybe they yell happily?

in alphabetical orders
a)andrew
b)david
c)edwin

bye bye~

SHocked? No not bye bye to me or my blog of course, if you've read bout some news then you'll catch what I'm trying to bye bye to; read below for more details:

Rounding Mechanism Say Bye-Bye to 1 Cent Coin

The Malaysian Government wishes to announce the introduction of a Rounding Mechanism to the nearest multiple of 5 sen for over-the-counter payments to be fully implemented by 1 April 2008.

The Rounding Mechanism only applies to the total amount of a bill and not on individual items. In the Rounding Mechanism exercise, the total amount of a bill which ends in 1, 2, 6 and 7 sen will be rounded down while the total bill which ends in 3, 4, 8 and 9 sen will be rounded up to the nearest multiple of 5 sen.

The implementation of the Rounding Mechanism brings benefits to both businesses and customers. Businesses will be able to save on handling costs and for customers, it will make payment faster and more convenient.

FROM CARI FORUM

Wonder what next? Since they have the idea that abandon of 1 cent would be a solution, the same thing can happen on 5 cent or 10 cent, soon perhaps.


I just don't understand, if they really want to ease our lives, there are plenty of better alternatives instead of this one, most significant would be our petrol price.


Fine, I know they will provide that reason that they are matching with INTERNATIONAL petrol price, in a simple line, they increase then we increase also lor, mai kia su.


But what happen when they decrease? I don't see any changes from our petrol price at all, weird right?


Better don't talk much, there's not much freedom we can have in this country, the example would be HIM.

low low low lol~

Forget about the title, recently I've been busy and can't make up my mind to blog, me and my initiative are "drowning" in those more and more upcoming pc games, and "some" temple's work.


Everything becomes wonderful when your hopes are no longer plain hopes, but it turn into reality. Right now I have the feeling that everything is so wonderful, even the mosquitoes that are bitting me, wonderful!! *PIAK*


Finally got 1 of my wishlist items, a FIT CPU with everything that is supposed to be fit in for gaming purpose, has been installed in and much higher performance than the previous one, MAN~ Well my desires do not end up so fast, but at least half of my satisfaction been fulfilled.


Too bad no photos for sharing recently, wonder which tikus stole my handphone-connect-to-pc plug, maybe mickey mouse? Hmm wonderful, maybe I will just buy another 1 then.


Recently been leaving paces in this game HOLIC, some ss (screen shots) for sharing:

resting mode

act like zombie..

fighting mode

i heard rabbit is kinda delicious...just kidding..

my friend and kangaroo

the consequences of touching the kangaroo...1 hit ko

omg I can fly?

landed unsuccessfully...

Chit-chat with TM Cute Ladyyyyy, "PekCek"

Internet line down for bout 2 weeks time, which mean I can’t connect to internet normally for 2 weeks time as well.

Can’t stand this anymore, made phone calls to tmnet center and guess what? Some of their receptionists really cute, especially when they answering my questions.

Tmnet receptionists = ™

Nth = Nth la

™: Tmnet streamyx center may I help you?

Nth: I have problem with connection to internet, it keeps on line down for 2 weeks already.

™: Is your pc beside you sir?

Nth: yes it is

™: please check your modem light sir, how many is on sir

Nth: my modem light is blinking

™: which light is blinking sir? Dsl, data or others sir?

Nth: my modem only got 1 light bulb

very the "kek tiok" when some ppl can't catch what you're trying to say...

™: okay…so which light is blinking sir??

Nth: -_-; (what the…?) I’m sorry, my modem only got 1 light bulb, it shows only 1 light and it keeps on blinking

™: okay..okay.. sir may I know what is your modem?

Nth: Artnet

™: okay sir.. may I know which light is blinking sir? For example, beside the light got the name Dsl, data or other names, may I know which 1 is blinking, which 1 is not sir?

Nth: -__-||| ( tamade~!!! She got listen properly or not?) No as I said just now, my modem only got 1 light bulb, no other light bulbs with these names.

™: your modem is provided by tmnet sir?

Nth: yes it is ( of course la~)

™: so which light is blinking sir? Data, dsl or others?

Nth: ( _|_ -______-||| _|_ lim peh very the bei song already o ah moi, cannot understand what is 1 light bulb only hia?) …only got 1 light bulb…light is blinking… can you please send some technician over?

™: yes sir of course sir, but we need to know what problem your internet have sir, so we need to check your modem that which light is on, which 1 is off and which 1 is blinking sir

Nth: (…MA~DE~!!! Only 1 light bulb you want me how to do? &%*$#@ I want to knock my head on wall already o!!!) …But my modem only got 1 light bulb…

™: ok sir please hold on sir…

---2 minutes later---

™2 (another receptionist) : hello sir may I help you sir?

Nth: my internet keep on line down for 2 weeks already

™2: ok sir may I have your username and contact number sir?

Nth: ya sure

™2: ok sir here is your report number sir, if the problem is still repeating you may call back and we will arrange for you sir

Nth: thank you

™2: any other thing sir?

Nth: that’s all thank you

™2: thank you sir.

…makali, the first receptionist can really waste my time, 7 minutes ler, I can do many things you know? Why can't I just talk to second receptionist directly? It's only 20 seconds nia...

just an off topic message: to someone, I'm missing this thing so much :D anyone else wish to know what this delicious thing is, ask in comment, and maybe ( just maybe) that ppl will cia you, lolx...

gimme gimme more...

stories in february

February, it’s really a “boring” month to me. After Chinese new year everything seems to be cooled down, no more new shirt, no ang pao, no class no work, and no mood.

Some cousins away to study again, friends started their classes as well, only me in my pc world. This should be awesome to me, don’t have to study and busy for nothing, however the fact is that, I’m still bored.

Sienz, the beginning of 2008 already turning my mood down, don’t dare to expect much from this year.

But no worry, blogging is curing my loneliness, just the problem that my ideas were gone when my pc auto restart for me. Cool ler?

Imagine you’ve done your pc work half way or almost finish, but suddenly your pc restart, and you know all your hard works gone when you show your pc blue face.

=_=|||

Okay enough, this kind of incident really pissed me off for uncountable times, until no rasa. If I did not blog for about 2 weeks, that means I hammer off my pc and throw to longkang already.

This entry is a review, or a summary of what important / interesting event(s) approached to me in this month.

February 17, 2008, Sun – bb destiny gundam model

Assembling this little model for few hours, this kind of work and the pc restart things really improving my tolerance.

destiny parts

ta~da~finished, approximately 6 hours needed

sword form

big cannon form

don-know-what form

with a stand, flying form

impulse

strike noir

stargazer

liu bei, this 1 is really specially for beginner, less than 1 hour everything is done

February 20, 2008, Wed – cam whore with cousins

3 of them suddenly visit me without telling, and we have fun for some camera shooting sessions. Apparently I just look retard like usual in pictures.

carol with grandma

ah wee with carol's pinky nds, oui I want to play!!

vincent aka fa zai, parttime promoter of my aunt's dc

no big no small hit elders

r.e.t.a.r.duh...

panda

panda omg version

he's going to cry after this

stick together head

actually i'm hitting my cousin's head with mine..

can play mahjong oredy

-0-|||

cny left over food

transform!!

hmm..err..i can explain this...

an cua? bei song?

my aunt

my aunt as well

duh!!!

naughty naughty

dead ah pek

LMAO!!

arrr no big no small!!!

February 21, 2008, Thurs – “lui teh” at cousin house

No I don’t like “lui teh”, cause all ingredients are vegetables.

having lui teh

carol's house, add in another 2 cousins

her nds again, fun

February 22, 2008, Fri – funny rehearsal

Helping in temple while enjoy watching some rehearsal for tomorrow. Some friends just reluctant to let me took the pictures of them!!! Just because they felt awkward when wearing a mouse headset and they look like Mickey or Minnie? NO AWKWARD IN NTH DICTIONARY!!

wushu

someone doesn't seem concentrate at all

someone who shout my name loud at my neighbour's house

standby...

they move so damn fast, this is the clearest picture I can take...

kuchi kuchi kutahei~

in the process

i like this 1, they look so cool and so man, lolx

michael jackson

hua li the big mouse

since he's the only 1 who willing to let me take this kind of pic, double post to thank him

those mice unwilling to put on their mouse headset, fine, tml i still got chance

yu bing and ah hui seems like dancing there

yea they are dancing

...and meng ren get high, join the dance as well

February 23, 2008, Sat – the real show

Some real professional performance we have here, however I’ve missed out first show, sien ah!!! However I still took some pictures successfully, especially the awkward Mickey and Minnie I’ve mentioned.

auntie uncle lai!! eat eat!!

amitabha sifu

did you see the difference between practice and formal show?

they look more charming when they getting more serious

those wushu shirts are cool

"hai~yak!!"

"i believe i can fly.." no? not this song?

oh my god, they look so man to me

hua li remind me of charlie sth

i like the girl's cloth, looks great, but of coz, not on me

tell you sth, those guys cloths transparency is quite high...

1 of our great singer, pih mei

another 1, jun han

"who knows nth's car plate number? answer me and you got red packet"

"2965!!" ok, how did xiao chee know my car plate number?

yu bing (cai shen ye) : "ahhh!! i saw a mouse, a mouse!"

"...a mouse with some red packets, ahh she's scary!!!"

ah hui ( emperor) :" where's my guitar?"

"yo yo, cai shen ye is in da house, so dance with me yo yo~"

"shakira shakira"

"my lord, that was fun, much better than clubbing you know?"

"I can just shake like shakira, twisting so hard!"

"...and my back was hurt, ouch.."

ahbi:" not fair tauke, i bei song oredy, i want to dance as well"

mouse A:"he look drunk"

mouse B:"definitely he was"

mouse C:"drunk noob"

"i heard what joo all said, no matter what must let me dance!!"

"ok la, just don disturb my sleep"

"wohoho, dancing party started again~"

cai shen ye:" can't hear what i've said is it? beat him!!"

the show end like this

ying hui the host :"...and they all dance happily ever after~"

February 24, 2008, Sun – torture kids time

Being asked to help them by hosting a gaming session for those “khidmat Negara” kids, I really enjoyed this 1 hour torturing event. It could be my new way to release on every Sunday, my feel good channel.

February 26, 2008, Tues – sake!!

Joined Evelyn, Zhi Ping and Cassandra for lunch or... dinner? Having some sushi at the spring, for your info I’ve only ordered 2 plates, and I’m full already, since I have my lunch before this. However those ladies are awesome, they consumed 4 or 5 plates in no time.

cass, ping, evie and nth

i don quite remember what is this, crab~

this 1 is sake, and it taste really sake ( wine in japanese), i feel a bit drunk

February 27, 2008, Wed – intruder

A Lundu relative paid a sudden visit, and stayed with us for 2 days, torturing. Once she came, she’s sick, and the troublesome is that, she reluctant to go to clinic.

February 29, 2008, Fri – intruder(s)

Finally she recovered and return to her hometown, I thought this was over, however there was another upcoming nightmare. Another 3 relatives in da house, and 2 of them going to stay one night with me, is it called one night stay or one night stand? What the heck!! I have no interest in male, and those 2 are males!! Can’t sleep soundly because they didn’t switch off their handphones.

And oh, I almost forgot about a BIG event we’re all having here, a coming soon election. Whoever win in this election doesn’t concern me that much, as long as my kolomee price doesn’t increase. One bowl of kolomee price RM4.00 and above? Eat grass or eat myself, those RM4 kolomee sellers wouldn’t earn my $$ anymore.