this is not a title i repeat this is not a title so don read me u still continue reading less breath huh ok i give up this is a title actually

So you manage to read the whole ridiculous long marathon title? Congratulation but I got no gift here, just a minor entertainment I provide here.


Recently I'm just over my killing peak audit period, if you're going to ask me how it actually feels like, try to read the title again for 10 times without taking a breath. :>


And because of this situation, I've been forced to give up time for certain entertainment, so I wouldn't be beaten up easily by this heavy workload.


It's weird, for no reason my blog paragraph is getting shorter, and shorter.


I feel like want to post some pics, but to tell the truth, I didn't take any interesting pics recently. To tell MORE truth, I was stuck in the square dimension, which we so call "office", which which only contain countable-but-you-wouldn't-try-to-count de papers, which which which you all most probably wouldn't interested in.


Some ask me, what is the word "audit" actually for? Isn't it same with "account"?


No it's not same la, I'll show you how different they are.

"A-U-D-I-T"
"A-C-C-O-U-N-T"

Can't you tell the difference? audit only got 5 alphabet, however account got 7.

Answer is clear, it's a cold and lame joke I'm trying to tell here.

haha.

Ok funny.

They're actually the same stuff, with same requirement, which is a pair of hands, eyes, brain and the most essential is...a calculator.

Definition for accounting is, you make up the accounts, whether they are true or in the other way round, a fake 1.

For auditing, you're wasting time when you're checking a true account, and you can do anything you like to those who make fake accounts, cause you're stepping on their hidden tails or legs, or whatever that thing you're stepping on...

Catch the ball now?

No?

Goal!!!

...cold...


So what else you want to know? I got my very own dictionary and own definition, please don't expect it's correct, though it sounds a bit logical, a bit.

Chit-chat with TM Cute Ladyyyyy, "PekCek"

Internet line down for bout 2 weeks time, which mean I can’t connect to internet normally for 2 weeks time as well.

Can’t stand this anymore, made phone calls to tmnet center and guess what? Some of their receptionists really cute, especially when they answering my questions.

Tmnet receptionists = ™

Nth = Nth la

™: Tmnet streamyx center may I help you?

Nth: I have problem with connection to internet, it keeps on line down for 2 weeks already.

™: Is your pc beside you sir?

Nth: yes it is

™: please check your modem light sir, how many is on sir

Nth: my modem light is blinking

™: which light is blinking sir? Dsl, data or others sir?

Nth: my modem only got 1 light bulb

very the "kek tiok" when some ppl can't catch what you're trying to say...

™: okay…so which light is blinking sir??

Nth: -_-; (what the…?) I’m sorry, my modem only got 1 light bulb, it shows only 1 light and it keeps on blinking

™: okay..okay.. sir may I know what is your modem?

Nth: Artnet

™: okay sir.. may I know which light is blinking sir? For example, beside the light got the name Dsl, data or other names, may I know which 1 is blinking, which 1 is not sir?

Nth: -__-||| ( tamade~!!! She got listen properly or not?) No as I said just now, my modem only got 1 light bulb, no other light bulbs with these names.

™: your modem is provided by tmnet sir?

Nth: yes it is ( of course la~)

™: so which light is blinking sir? Data, dsl or others?

Nth: ( _|_ -______-||| _|_ lim peh very the bei song already o ah moi, cannot understand what is 1 light bulb only hia?) …only got 1 light bulb…light is blinking… can you please send some technician over?

™: yes sir of course sir, but we need to know what problem your internet have sir, so we need to check your modem that which light is on, which 1 is off and which 1 is blinking sir

Nth: (…MA~DE~!!! Only 1 light bulb you want me how to do? &%*$#@ I want to knock my head on wall already o!!!) …But my modem only got 1 light bulb…

™: ok sir please hold on sir…

---2 minutes later---

™2 (another receptionist) : hello sir may I help you sir?

Nth: my internet keep on line down for 2 weeks already

™2: ok sir may I have your username and contact number sir?

Nth: ya sure

™2: ok sir here is your report number sir, if the problem is still repeating you may call back and we will arrange for you sir

Nth: thank you

™2: any other thing sir?

Nth: that’s all thank you

™2: thank you sir.

…makali, the first receptionist can really waste my time, 7 minutes ler, I can do many things you know? Why can't I just talk to second receptionist directly? It's only 20 seconds nia...

just an off topic message: to someone, I'm missing this thing so much :D anyone else wish to know what this delicious thing is, ask in comment, and maybe ( just maybe) that ppl will cia you, lolx...

gimme gimme more...

Now What? Download Also Illegal?

Download at your own risk

"KUALA LUMPUR: If you download material illegally from the Internet, be prepared to fork out a minimum fine of RM250,000.

This is the warning from the Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry to Malaysians who continue to illegally download songs, videos and the like... "

For more details, view here


What you think, readers? This seems like an "improvement" again, congratulation to them, to those who set this rule.


What else can I try to commend? I don't wish to be the next after NAMEWEE (Wee Meng Chee), if you know what happen to him after he revealed his identity as a singer of "Negarakuku". Click to watch in youtube, I just can't show it in here, dude here is Malaysia YOU KNOW.

Omg, respect to that flag you know?

Seriously, as a MALAYSIAN nowadays, yes you have freedom, but not totally free as what the word means. You want some examples? FINE, you asked for it.


-if you wanna critic bout Malaysia politicians, do it "wisely", you must not directly say they are wrong, even if the fact is, they really are.

you should keep your mouth shut, if not they might sue you if they feel that it is necessary, or the least, announce in newspapers and make it publicity. Never google democracy and show this to them, or else you're likely in trouble. See Khairy case:

"Never crossed my mind to apologise!! Fight for our race!!" contradiction of democracy, please don't tell us that you're from OXFORD, if yes, wasted

-don't try to challenge them by asking question like:" can you please do this and that to help other races?" They might LOL at you in their heart, and answer your questions IN NEWSPAPER or TV.

Note: I DON'T MEAN to be racist here, but if you insist to think so, up to you, I have high tolerance on stupidity and for those who have disability to understand. Read more:Lim Kit Siang's Blog


Some of my friends asked me whats next after this? Hmm wondering wondering, the possibilities are uncountable, depend on how they play the law, oh sorry, TYPING ERROR, i mean, how they set and enforce the principles of law.


Maybe we can't... :

-watch vcd or dvd at home, in order to solve the pirated problem?

-study at foreign university, only locally

-eat KOLOMEE!!! OH NOOOOO~~~~

Note: All of above assumption are JOKES, if you take them seriously it's your problem.

Creativeness??

We've been reminded to be "creative" and include every possible creativeness in every idea. However, does the attachment of creativeness in an action achieve certain goal?


If you think this topic is very confusing, I'll make it another way round for more interesting explanation, how bout for example; when Magnum 4D company implement their idea in a couple's blessed wedding dinner? For those who don't really know what this company is, its a licensed company that operate "gambling" activity legally.


Seriously this is not a joke, I've just witnessed a gift like this in a wedding dinner:

I'm going to be rich soon, real soon...

back view of the "gift"

Warning: ADULT CONTENT, please read this with parental advice if you're under 21 yo

get yourself a pen to fill this up

Let me count...approximately it's RM1,000,000?? wohooo~

I admit it's creative, since this wedding dinner got lot's of attendants who like to try their luck, without having to queue up a few lines for grabbing a chance to win the prize money away. But it's scary when the attendants include those guys who are addicted to this gambling, they will even spend half of their salary for few pieces of small paper, and nothing else. If this creativeness will work as reminder to those innocent individuals, I can only shut my mouth up, and see this tragicomedy repeatings.


The fact is... I left this "gift" on the table right after the wedding dinner, because I was not really fancy of this kind of opportunity, since it's very mere possibility for me to get this windfall gain, why don't I just face the reality? I've just get used to live with an empty wallet, and a grateful attitude toward my life. Also appreciate this company to implement this creativeness, and indirectly provide me the idea to have this blog entry.

The Spring

I've waiting for this shopping mall for ages, ages!! Though there are other jumbo size malls going to show up in Kuching as well, but my expectation toward The Spring is much higher, since it's located near my house...

(Anonymous A: hey it's not jumbo to others ok?)
(Anonymous B: forgive that frog lolx, he's still in his well)
(Anonymous A: a wishing well lmao!!)
(Anonymous B: suddenly feel like wanna make lots of wishes, any coin?)
(Anonymous A: stone will do)

Well, quite a number of bloggers have discussed bout the update process and attachment of pictures, so there's no point for me to repeat the same line again and again. So I will end up this entry now...



...Nah~~ To tell the truth, I'm more interested in the tenant list, what are they going to sell to us is attracting me, especially the Manhattan Fish Market and Sushi King, oooOOO yeahh~ Well I'm not quite sure how tasty the food is, they should not turn me down with their reputation.


Here's a tenant name in The Spring that capture my attention immediately, M.S COLLECTION!!!

My definition:
M.S = Mobile Suit, include GUNDAM
M.S Collection = Lots of GUNDAM models???

"Looking for me?"

Wohohoho YEAH~ !!!
(Anonymous A: gundam freak)
(Anonymous B: call police or ambulance?)
(Anonymous A: just dig a hole and get him buried)