Nth's Another Unusual Cny

Finally, I’m back to blogging again, within cny (Chinese New Year) period I was totally in visiting / been visited mode, which was quite enjoying, especially if some of them give me some red red packet, with content inside...

Same as previous year, or previous previous year, I’m very excited to see my old friends, and some new friends they brought along. I was just too kepo and like to chat with them, or more exactly, making fun of them. However this year a bit sien, the first day of cny I’m sick, I can’t talk like usually I did, and my voice was so sexy, so MAN.

If you know me, then you know nothing can stop me from kepo-ing, therefore I just chat with them “sexy-ly” ( ewww sound so gay..)

As usual, the first day I need to stay at home and serve the visitors, whoever stepped in, eat and drink, don’t care you’re full or not. If no eat mean you no give me face, and the consequence is, you will not be able to walk out from my door, cause I’ll borrow some dogs from my neighbour and…You know…trick-or-treat is the name I guess.

Nothing much on the first day, except I joined my friends and went up to Matang area visits a new friend, around 11p.m. I must not missed out to mention this guy cause it’s really funny, he’s WEARING THE SAME SHIRT WHICH I WAS WEARING on the first day!!! Even though the colors are different, I felt damn funny that time.

If a girl wearing same shirt with me, okay la, at least I’m not the one who feels paiseh. But now what, A GUY? I feel like want to take off it immediately, not take off mine but his shirt.

Sometimes I wondered why they always stop me from telling ghost story in the car? It’s only night time and we’re going to visit the guy who was wearing-same-shirt-like-mine, he lived at Matang area.

Matang only mar!! Scare what scare? Actually I’m scared also…

One thing you can’t miss out during cny, I called it “OPEN TABLE”, means gambling. I didn’t join of course, because too kiam siap, though the minimum amount is rm0.10.

Forgot to take the happy face of those gamblers, sigh, next year liao. One of my primary friend asked us when got open table again, cause her hands getting itchy, LOLX!!!

The third day morning around 6a.m, terrorists attacked my house with smoke bomb.

smoke bomb!!

nth's room view

Just kidding, they were working hard on spraying those unknown gas, maybe someone been kissed by a gigantic mosquito.

Visited my some of cousins on the same day as well, sometimes they just love to deny the truth I was telling, conversation during cny below prove:

Me: Carol you gained weight didn’t you?

Carol: No ler?!

Me: But you look like got muscle already o, you sure no?

Carol: Of coz No La!!

Me: But you seems like got “meat” oredy, see your arms?

Carol: No la, as usual!!

Me: Bu…

Carol: NOoOoOo!!!

carol and her retard cousin

her home view

sien, so normal pose...

retard hour!!

I must admit that I’m a bit old already, cause I forgot to take pictures with many friends and relatives!!

at another cousins house

pretend to be ah beng look but fail, reason is too cute

Except Hazel, the treasurer of Swinburne chatting club. I saw a digicam in her bag which reminds me, but since my camera batteries were flat and forgot to charge, so use hers and my k750 la.

nth the along + Hazel the treasurer in swinburne chatting club

our dear treasurer lagging, didn't follow along instruction...=.=|||

OUI TREASURER, ASKED U PRETEND FIERCE U PRETEND CUTE!!!

In the night time, the san sheng temple friends visited me without any earlier informs. The very first pair, Boon Jie and Ah Bert! Boon Jie’s sound was so loud, especially when she shouts my name at my neighbour, Ah Girl’s house. Soon another five ladies reached my house, that is when the PASAR MALAM begins at my house. They can chat nonstop and laugh till my house ceiling shaking.

from right to left: boon jie (loud voice), hubert, nth, michelle, mei yan, shi ming and annie

SST rockz!!!

The 10^th day of cny, which was Saturday night, we’re having a da-tuan-bai event at san sheng temple, it’s a gathering at temple while we can visit each others without going to their house.

At first we were worrying for a problem, raining. If that night rain then ta-da, everything ruins. Lucky it ended successfully and everyone seems to enjoy it, well done guys!!

Oh ya, Kit and Pheng, here’s the pictures.

trying to be more retard...

From right to left: jia jing (cousin), shi li, jin hua ( cousin), li pheng, ying jie

tada!! half of my group members here already!!!

greet mr. hua li!! man in black

my cousins again, right to left: pei, jin hua and girl

my blog special part time promoters wish everyone happy chinese new year

Sun pian finished the tag in hand liao,

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
> eating KFC double zinger burger in dream

2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
> eat McDonald curly fries

3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
> wait till I have a crush then I tell you

4. What did you do last night?
> thinking of cheesy pizza, very very cheesy one

5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
> eat fish and chips at MFM, hooo Edwin..

6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
> after 3 months then I tell you

7. What song are you listening to?
> irreplaceable, to the left to the left~

8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
> yes, my grandma la, my mum la, my aunts la, my mum's/father's sister's daughters la(cousins )...still want me continue?

9. How's your heart lately?
> I’m looking for it as well, please tell me if you seen it

10. What were you doing at 7 a.m?
> order another double zinger burger in dream

11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m?
> lunch, no KFC no McD no Pizza no Manhatan Fish Market, home cook

12. What was the reason you last cried?
> when my mum slice the onion

13. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
> 7 sth, Stephen chow one

14. Have you ever driven without license?
> YES!! The bump bump car and bicycle and toy car during I was 7 lidat

15. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
> what do you mean when they were HIGH?? After having ecstasy or shake head pills?

16. How many red lights have you ran?
> GOT RED COLOR MEH?

17.Have you ever cried while in the shower?
> yes, during baby time when the water is too cold or too hot

18. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
> Yes, for example my family lied to me that the clinic got no injection, and in fact they did

19. When was the last time you were given roses?
> who, me? ROSES?? LOLX???

20. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
> money, money money and money

21. Where did your last hug take place?
> last night, I hug my pillow

22. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
> most of the time la…

23. Do you drink tea?
> yea, coffee oso la wine oso la but no soft drink

24. When was the last time you saw a cop?
> just now, on road and I took over them, cause they drive too slow

25. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
> no, I wet my tooth first

26. Does someone like you?
> no, I don’t think someone like me, but MANYONE like me

27. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
> spend money

28. Tag 5 people.
1. Edwin
2. Carol
3. Wei
4. Jack
5. Ngee Kiong

Tagged me? Think twice

Ohhhh issssh, I’m kind of busy, quite busy, and so busy for this Chinese New Year preparation.

Though I’ve done shopping for new clothes, house cleaning is almost completed as well, I still need to free up more times for sending friends cny wishes in friendster, planning on the schedule and route for visiting relatives and friends houses, assemble 1 more gundam model and busy thinking on what else to do. See how busy I am, bo pian~

Someone just suddenly provide me some initiative/reason to blog, in other words, I’ve been tagged by this someone.

And this is the first time been tagged, so… piece of cake la, some words bla bla bla will do.

Starting tag questions:

Seven things you plan to do before you die

1. earn $$ and spend, and spend, and spend
2. hunt for more sd bb gundam models
3. look at all my photo albums, just skip my naked part…( grrr dad, I’ll remember that)
4. eat all the delicious but too expensive food ( eat revenge)
5. blogging
6. say bye bye to all my love one
7. find someone to resurrect me

Seven things you can do

1. can assemble gundam model
2. can talk crap until others fall asleep
3. can let others feel cold without telling single cold joke
4. can hug those who need a hug
5. can mess up all the work in short times
6. can piss others off without purposely
7. can tagged and laughed at those who been tagged by me (u can't see this line, u can't see this line..)

u can't see this line...

Seven most repeated phrases or words

1. gy la
2. eh
3. majiam mana?
4. oh
5. ha….
6. err…
7. cham!!

Seven physical traits you look for the opposite sex

1. nice
2. very nice
3. super duper nice
4. cute
5. angel face devil’s body (no terbalik/vice versa)
6. always smile? ( not a must)
7. body size not too big ( who wants a sumo lady, tell me)

no not this kind of cute...

Three names you go by

1. ah heng
2. wing
3. lz

Three things you like about yourself

1. cute
2. very cute
3. don want to mention liao….

Three things you don't like about yourself

1. skinny
2. being too cute
3. what else?

Three things that scares me

1. failed exams
2. high place
3. the sound when a cat scratch the blackboard

Three drinks *non and alcoholic*

1. fresh milk
2. chocolate milk
3. … milk la

u want to try alcoholic - content drink?

Three of your daily essentials

1. handphone
2. pc
3. money

Three things that you are wearing now

1. pyjamas
2. ring
3. ….o no…

don asked me what else I'm wearing now...

Three of my favourite movies

1. transformer
2. simpson the movie
3. huo yuan jia

Two Truths and A Lie

1. Truth 1 : I am cute
2. Truth 2 : I am very cute
3. Lie: I am not cute at all

Three things about the opposite sex that appeals you

1. she got a cute face
2. kind heart
3. errr…too many factors I guess? I can get appealed easily by many things

Three careers that you are considering, or have considered

1. accountant (considering)
2. computer game developer (considered)
3. president (considering)

Three people you would like to tag ( the part I like the most)

1. Edwin (AHAHAHA!!!)
2. Carol (try to kutuk my back kok?)
3. Jack (think he’s busy as well, so I pick on him)

TAGGED!!! WOHOHOHO~

Happy cny to everyone, especially to those that were being tagged, enjoy~

Guide on How to be Robbed as TOURIST at KL

A Genting Theme Park 1 day fully access was more than enough to kill me, already, what’s more harm can a KL trip deal to me?

From my previous KL trip, what I could remember is “sleep =>eat => taxi / transit / bus => shop with friends=> buy comics => buy pc games => eat => sleep”, all these doesn’t seems like what a normal tourist would do.

But this time, it’s kinda amazing, not because of what I’ve done at there, but what I’ve encountered during the shopping stage. I’ve finally become a NORMAL tourist.

"normal tourist"

A normal tourist will search around the shops for souvenirs for friends or family, which I did.

A normal tourist will look at the map, to find out whether any restaurant nearby. I did the sounds-like-the-same-action as well, looking at the shopping mall overview map, to find out any toilet…

looking for toilet...

A normal tourist will walk in many shopping complex for 1 sd bb gundam model, I did that as well.

What? A normal tourist wouldn’t do that? Skip it then.

A normal tourist will be robbed. Yes I was.

Huh? This doesn’t happen on other normal tourist, unless the very soi / bad luck one? I think I’m the one.

Where, when and how you’re asking? Simple, go to Sungai Wang there, go inside KFC restaurant and order some fries and drinks like what I’ve done, and find a place near many customers. The word “many” refers to should be more than 10 persons.

no not this kfc...

ya this apek face is the correct 1

Oh btw, DO NOT sit at place near counter, less percentage to be robbed. When you saw someone, or maybe two persons with along ah beng - stepping on shit - look so damn stupid – like never going into a kinder garden school face, they might be the one who will rob you.

horny robber's face...

Again, this is not suspicious, unless you see him sleep on the seat, staring at you, congratulation; you might be their next aim.

How to increase the chance of being a bull eyes? Well speak in mandarin or any others language but strictly NO CANTONESE, and show a noob – tourist face to prove you’re the right one.

must have this noob look to attract them

You can play your handphone when they stare at you, the more expensive phone, the higher chance you have, make sense?

play this while robbers stare at you, % of being robbed goes up

When he or they walk to you, tada!! You’re the chosen one, feel great?

My situation was, the robber pretend to have a knife covered up by his cloth, but you can hardly see the shape of knife print on his cloth, probably a nail – cutting knife he was trying to say.

"don't move!! I got a KNIFE!!" ya right...

Apparently you should have a very frightened look on your face, some facial expression that implies: “oh my god, he got a knife! I’m so scared~” to that robber, even if you know that was a nail – cutting knife.

I'm scared!! Please don't hurt me with your nail - cutte.. I mean knife!!

What’s the point by doing this? So that retard will keep on repeating the same stupid line: “I got a knife, Shut-The-F***-Up and don’t move!”

ya ya, stfu to you too...

They seem to be not creative at all, why not telling me: “I got a nail – cutter, don’t move!”? At least the one who been robbed will try not to laugh at them, that is deadly funny.

Usually they want cash, or any valuable items. Readers, give them whatever they want, except your IC or air ticket, and hide some cash for emergency use. They could hurt you or kill you by their nail – cutter you know? Though it spends up an amount of time.

My case was different, the stupid one want to rob my handphone. You can ask for cash but certainly NOT MY WIFE and my PRECIOUS GUNDAM MODEL INSIDE MY BAG, you SON OF THE PESTS, robbers.

Don't touch my wife you tiny robber!!

and NONO to my gundam model as well, away from them!!

Well if you really don’t want to give them any things, you can try to make a move to escape. However you’ve watched so many movies, and knowing that if you try to do so, Mr. Robber will not let you off easily.

Mine was, he slapped me when I stand up and try to walk to the counter.

Ya he did, for Pete’s Sake. Why he was the one who do so?

I mean, at least let my girlfriend do this, not you Mr. Robber.

I have never been slapped by my girlfriend as well, because I don’t have any yet. Off topic, I don’t feel good at all being slapped by girls, but at least their hands not so smelly.

But Hello? A SWEATY SALT PIG HAND that a robber used to do whatever – I – don’t – wish – to – know action, probably after go in toilet and didn’t wash hand and try to have some “GOLD ORE MINING” in HIS NOSE, slap on my FACE?

Good grief, though my face skin is so thick that can’t feel any painful, but so damn shocked, a GUY SLAPPED ME. He's a gay.

so gay

I swear, if the police could get him, I will get some GAYS and let them stay in ONE ROOM for ONE NIGHT, or more than one night. I can pay for it, unless that robber want dumbledore; no doubt if this will make that robber’s remember this day forever.

you asked me I ask who?

some answer we have here..

But damn shitty things happen, when I run to the counter and tell the KFC employees, ask them to call the police or security, he RAN AWAY. Screw him, come back you GAY – COWARD – Robber!!

Lucky thing is I kept my wife safely, and my gundam model. Screw him again, for giving a souvenir right on my left face, hope he step on dog shit, face fall on guys shit or even better, flood by cow shit.

kill you with this load of shit!!!

call me apek, call them crazy devils

Note: this entry is not only longer than my nails, but longer than my hair as well


EDITED: Name List of da DEVILS PROVIDED (In Alphabetical Orders)
-> 2 fearless male: Ken and Say Yen
-> 5 cruel ladies: Mandy, Poy Yee, Sher Yin, Yean Yee and Zoe

Add-On: Due to a lady has complaint to me that I spell her name wrongly, should be Zoe not Zoey ( how creative I am), kindly apologize, and hope readers will make the changes once you read the name of Zoey, read it as Z-o-e ( Not much different from mine right?), too lazy to make changes edi, since this streamyx line is so damn down


No doubt, treat old people like me nicely or else you will be next in my blog.


Credit to my cousin aboy, by providing their names correctly. BY RIGHT these names should be correct, if there is still any mistakes in name spelling, HUNT HIM DOWN, not me.

morning view

guess it's too early for birds to woke up, not even seeing any

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Part 1: beginning of revealing their evil tails

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Will you eat until very full before going into a theme park in the early morning time? Nobody would have done this if they know they might wanna puke after the game right?

However I did, and done it twice time in a day.

Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t puke.

Early morning right after we have our breakfast, we hunt for cousin’s friends in another hotel.

Omigosh, some of them look so comfortable on the bed, not even wake up yet, nowadays teenagers really…( skip lo-so part)

Everything was ready, we reached the counter and paid a whole day unlimited theme park ticket for rm38. I thought it’s gonna be fun, but no idea of how fun it could be.

2 noobs at da entrance: "stare wat stare?"

Double omigosh right after we entered into theme park, so the fun was exactly brought by those heart – attack games?

Do I really need to have fun with those facilities? Look at this one.

born to spin

And this.

I let others feel "heavenly" great

And THIS!!!

maybe you prefer a slower spin

Scare ler? These are only part of them, and my legs already start to shake slightly.

Oof course, I’m not scared of that thing at all, I’m worried I might puke my breakfast on others. Why, your eyes telling me that I’m scared?

Lai la, who scare who? I will try out first one, the swinging-people-to-a-very-high-place machine, piece of cake. The exact name is spinner, for your information.

those 2 ladies have played this for 2nd round

err ken, yan, I don't feel that safe with this belt thing..

ahhaha look at my cousin, now he wanna puke~

we're about to fly high

I heard something, the sound of my heartbeat goes faster and the machine operating sound. Wow cool, it started to lift me up~

…Wait wait, can you stop lifting? This is a bit too high for me…

Stop, I said, STOP LIFTING, oui MACHINE OPERATOR, STOP!!!

It works!! I guess the operator heard what I’m shouting to him. By the way why he pressed another button?

Err hold on, I know what that button is for, it’s for spinning the earth. No? You mean, it’s actually I’m the one who’ve been spin?

I feel just great, nothing much scary and this is way of fun,cheh…~

LET ME DOWN!! I MEAN, LET MY FOOT STAY ON GROUND AND STOP SPINNING ME LIKE A YOYO!!! CAN’T ANYONE HEAR ME? DON’T LAUGH YOU OPERATOR, JUST LET ME DOWN!!!

Finally, landed safely. I need some time for walking without spinning for sure. I need to warn them, no more heart attack game for an old folk like me.

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Part 2: cyclone anyone?

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those teenagers confirmed with me: “ don’t worry lou ye ( old ppl), the next will be safer than this one.” Gladly you all are being so considerable.

…Wei, I don’t think that this mini roller coaster, cyclone is safer than the previous one you know?

“no la lou ye, this one really safe one, only very exciting”

The height of this thing… I think I can stand it, should be no problem to me. Readers, I’ve made a BIG mistake here, don’t trust yourself too much.

The nearer I am to that mini roller coaster, the louder shouting or screaming voice I heard. I asked those girls again: “ I think this one is scary ler, if not how come they scream so loud?”

You know what? Those girls smile like angels and answered: “ no la, they scream because they were too happy mar~”

Okay lor~ Because of happiness mar~ …How come I don’t see their face showing any happiness or joyful emotion?? I think I need to quit. As soon as I want to jump off from the queue and out from there, those with angel smile devils pull my jacket.

“Don’t run, this is fun, trust us la~”

I was trying to hide, wish to find a chance to escape from them, however it ended up unsuccessfully. Once again, I’ve been caught by them.

err..guys?girls? I remember I not yet go to toilet o...can I off now?

This one is 4 person per ride, 2 will be in front and 2 will be at the back, they asked me to sit at the back so that I will feel much better, and not that scary.

Liar. Of course la when the beginning, the speed is slow like snail, so not scary at all la. But when you open your eyes and everything is 360 degree, and even 720 degree spinning all the way round.

I don’t remember how loud did I scream, but I did remember what I’ve screamed so far. “I HATE JOO ALL!!! LIAR!! I TOT U SAID IT’S NOT SCARY AT ALL?! LET ME OFF!!!”

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Part 3: peace for a moment, unexpected storm was in front

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I swear, no more spin or speedy games after this. That’s it for today, if anyone asking me to play any other games like this, over my dead body.

Think those devils really learn the lesson, they have chosen a gentler one, with a less speedy name as well, flying jumbo. This one is quite comfortable, except the height for sure.

Now I’m suspicious of one thing, did those kids own a license already? Pics tell my doubt.

they can drive without looking at front?

dangerous drivers, they not even holding their sterling

one of them want to horn to takeover...

After this…erm what? They walk to a look like ship thing…Isn’t that the legendary pirate ship? No stop pulling my jacket I tell you…what? That ship is under maintenance? I love maintenance!! Except maintenance to my online games.

at our back the pirate ship was under maintenance, nice~

Some of them suddenly wanted to play something “nice”, a very very significant one, official name is “space shot”. Familiar? It’s a machine that lifts you up gently, and once they reach certain height level and they will drop you down unexpectedly.

shoot you all to space

Great, most of them seems to be reluctant to join this one, however my crazy cousin, adee seems like very interested to join, fine, wishing you good luck then. At last, only 4 of them, ken, zoey, yan and adee want to try this game out. Salute to them.

4 brave souls, from the left to the right: yan, zoey, ken, adee

ahaha, somebody getting scared now, too bad zoey

ken and yan, sad for you 2 as well, bb~

now you see

now you don't

After this game, adee told me that, the feeling was like he can’t feel his butt at all when the machine suddenly went down.

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Part 4: amazing!! old folk like me could survive from this!!

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Insanity never goes down while you’re with those young crazy nuts, right after this space shot thing they decide to go for the real roller coaster, the CORKSCREW.

getting screw anyone?

Shoot, the name for this thing is so SCREW already, I will off from this one before it screw my mood down. Guess what? Bad luck doesn’t exist only once, they can be continuously happen on you, maybe I should not wear my jacket, cause they’re pulling it again not to let me off from this.

look at this, you know you will feel good

I know I know, every time I repeat shouting and screaming the same thing, and I think I’m so sakai, stupid is more precise. WHY I DON’T CLOSE MY EYES IF I CAN DO SO?? Aboy told me that he closed his eyes from the beginning till the end, really SCREW ah.

screw joo allll........

We decided to go for lunch, Kenny Rogers is fine for me. Before we left theme park, we found out something interesting, Michael Wong is having a concert at Genting, and he’s hiding himself in the Genting stadium there for rehearsal. We could hardly see him from a key – size hole on the door, so…I SCREAMED his name, politely, and walk away before the guard found who’s doing that…

"GUANG LIANG!! want to go lim teh?!!"

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Part 5: almost the end of sad story...no it wouldn't end without pirate ship

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After the lunch, we decided to go back into theme park again. I think they were really stubborn, cause they wanna check whether the maintenance of pirate was finished or not, pray hard.

Some girls suggested going for merry – go – round, love your suggestion so much. For those who ever watched the romance movie, they should have seen this merry – go – round things appeared in the movies most of the times.

Though it spins as well, but not too fast, I could stand that for sure. The name is quite long, double deck carousel…I don’t care it’s double or triple, as long as I can climb and sit on those steel horse.

spin me, now I feel dramatic

Know what? Those teenagers are really, very, terribly, extremely STUBBORN!! They really go and check the pirate ship out after 2 rounds of merry – go – round, and found out the maintenance was done. SCREW it.

cantonese "hou cham ah.." must run away...

I thought I was smart, since I get my jackets on hand and if they pulled, I will let them hold it. Screw again, not screwing anyone but me. They PULLED MY LONG SLEEVE CLOTH and I felt like a prisoner, they chained you up and walked you to the pirate ship.

great, they got 3 now, my percentage to run away was being reduced

Never feel that faint before, and some of them still go for second round.

look at ken, LOLX

We played bumper boat as our last game, as I have no more energy, therefore I will only be responsible to control that boat and let my cousin handle the rest to let it move.

see how unbalance it was? Hopefully it wouldn't sink...