Question: what is NTH's dinner when his aunt is not free?


Answer:

plate of vege & meat that pretend like vege as well...

bowl of soup with unknown ingredient...

...and this portion of rice..
wth...

This just look like a perfect diet menu, which will make me look more slim, like this famous fellow in ice age 3...

with a nut of course

Sigh, luckily I have a secret hideout with some secret storing food, for emergency purpose


Meet the savior

...Ok ok, i know someone is laughing there...

saviors that been labeled with a "perencah KARI"

For those who know me well, I wouldn't take any spicy hot food, unless nobody inform me, or delivering wrong message by telling me "oh you should try this, it's not spicy AT ALL"

But at home, its a different story, nobody will be able to see me sweating like no others did

What? Can't imagine how I look like? Make your house de water pipe loose and you will get some picture la.

adiós, enjoy my 2nd round dinner 1st




Add-on:

...you know, sometime you should be caution to everything




For a hungry dude like me, what will you do?

Just get the ingredient out, cook, get a bowl, serve and eat.

It's normal procedure.

But but but...guess you all will take note of something first right?

The EXPIRY DATE

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I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

I gotta feeling~ that tonight gotta be a GOOD GOOD NITE~

Damai beach!!!

When someone mentioned of Damai, what’s in your mind? There’s 2 alphabets appear in my tiny brain, alpha S and B.

Of course, that sounds like Sea, Seafood and Beach.

Nice guess, unfortunately you did not spot mine.

They’re SEXYgirls with BIKINIs, hotter than KFC hot rods 1. Something like this in pic below:

Da Bigger, da better.

…I mean, the egg-tart they’re holding.

No? Not egg-tart? Ok whatever it is.

I have just done a Bikini-explore trip at Damai, with my colleagues. Disclaimer here, I was not purposely go there to peep… to do bikini research, just that one of them, Annie decided to celebrate her birthday there, so…

Since it’s a weekend, and the weather is just perfect, I was expecting that by right the ladies will stick with some beach activity, like lay themselves on the beach, putting on the sunblock and having sun bath like what foreigners did.

I think that looks like Satay with sources, or grilled fish at Jalan Song.

Whatever they look like, I will play some music deep inside my heart if I saw this kind of scene, perhaps James Brown – I feel good.

Like some other Damai trip, we drive and chit – chat, when we reached, check – in and some photo – taking session.

left -birthday girl Annie, right - hui ping

left - nth, middle - green ball, right - Annie

Mei San with de ball

nth being vain

Our room was located at hilltop, that makes me wonder of what that actually was, a room on the tree?

sth like this?

After placing our luggage…photo session follow up again.

for no reason, hui ping's face look bitter..

promoting lamp, so lamb..

legendary light bulb

flash light anyone? or spot light?

they really know how to choose view

the answer is 4

genius that drink milo, no sustagen o dumeX

Mum!! Mei San copy me!!!

Since they planned to go visit the swimming pool nearby, I have no reason to refuse to, since beach + pool = girls + bikinis.

they booked the whole pool

trying to be more retard

since she pakai that pose, i have to give up...

u took my pic, i took urs

cameraman cincai take photo 1, we need to bend down

nvr c kiddy play ball isit?

full armor o

But it’s somehow disappointing when you reach there, the pool looks like you fully own it, get what I mean?

50% of my formula suddenly went so wrong!!!

Ok fine, there’s still 50% later to be examined with.

behold, womens power!!

With faith, hope and desir..e…I mean, delightful feeling, we went to the beach for some nice sea – view, ohohoho~~

no

nono..

nonono??!!

Where’s my S’s with B’s?!! Even if got girls, they’re mostly cover themselves so well, no exposure mostly.

JIET.

very soon james ( Left2),chai hua(L3),weena(middle) and ellen(right1) join the team

"Tab ngo ah ban~!" cantonese translation: hit me ah stupid

you can hardly see any S swimming with B in this pool, haiz...

someone try to be naughty, perhaps he doesn't know what will happen on him soon...

ever seen the zoo ppl feeding the dolphin?

i'm not eating, i'm retaining stamina

Surprisingly, met my friend Clarence, who come for the same purpose as mine. (Ahaha cla, I’ve no idea why my hand’s trying to betray you by typing this line out, maybe because you and your friend pull me down into the pool?)

heindrick (r-1) the late comer, who brought along 24 tins beers

O_O|||

It’s nothing extraordinary event happen in this trip, until after we have seafood at buntal, we walked near the beach and rested, they started to tell some ghost stories. Normally I wouldn’t keep in mind for such thing, but after Clarence told me in msn that the place we rested during that night, especially that the tree near us was surrounding by some “force”, which sense by his friend.

After we went back to our room, they started to play some card games, with tons of punishment…shit la, I should have pretend asleep already, those ladies have prepared 24 tins of Heineken, make me want to sing “She's Dangerous – by M. Pokora”.

tell you not to mess with girls, don't believe me?

Don’t ask me for details, cause after 2 glasses I’m down, left the rest to the rest.

this is not a title i repeat this is not a title so don read me u still continue reading less breath huh ok i give up this is a title actually

So you manage to read the whole ridiculous long marathon title? Congratulation but I got no gift here, just a minor entertainment I provide here.


Recently I'm just over my killing peak audit period, if you're going to ask me how it actually feels like, try to read the title again for 10 times without taking a breath. :>


And because of this situation, I've been forced to give up time for certain entertainment, so I wouldn't be beaten up easily by this heavy workload.


It's weird, for no reason my blog paragraph is getting shorter, and shorter.


I feel like want to post some pics, but to tell the truth, I didn't take any interesting pics recently. To tell MORE truth, I was stuck in the square dimension, which we so call "office", which which only contain countable-but-you-wouldn't-try-to-count de papers, which which which you all most probably wouldn't interested in.


Some ask me, what is the word "audit" actually for? Isn't it same with "account"?


No it's not same la, I'll show you how different they are.

"A-U-D-I-T"
"A-C-C-O-U-N-T"

Can't you tell the difference? audit only got 5 alphabet, however account got 7.

Answer is clear, it's a cold and lame joke I'm trying to tell here.

haha.

Ok funny.

They're actually the same stuff, with same requirement, which is a pair of hands, eyes, brain and the most essential is...a calculator.

Definition for accounting is, you make up the accounts, whether they are true or in the other way round, a fake 1.

For auditing, you're wasting time when you're checking a true account, and you can do anything you like to those who make fake accounts, cause you're stepping on their hidden tails or legs, or whatever that thing you're stepping on...

Catch the ball now?

No?

Goal!!!

...cold...


So what else you want to know? I got my very own dictionary and own definition, please don't expect it's correct, though it sounds a bit logical, a bit.